Understanding female terminology – Read and learn my fellow man #MidasManCave
FINE
This is the word women use to end an argument when they feel they are right and you need to shut up. Never use ‘fine’ to describe how a woman looks. This will cause you to have one of those arguments.
FIVE MINUTES
This means half an hour, plain and simple. It is equivalent to the five minutes that your football game is going to last before you take out the trash, so it’s an even trade.
NOTHING
This means ‘something’ and you should be on your toes. ‘Nothing’ is usually used to describe the feeling a woman has of wanting to turn you inside out, upside down, and backwards. ‘Nothing’ usually signifies an argument that will last ‘Five Minutes’ and end with ‘Fine’.
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