Pickup lines have a come a long way since the days of ‘Did it hurt? When you fell from heaven’ #MidasManCave
Who knows, maybe one of these lines will work when you are having your next boys night. If not and you get slapped, it will be worth the look on her face!
- You smell like trash, may I take you out?
- I don’t know if you know this, but you look a lot like my next girlfriend.
- Is that a mirror in your pocket? Because I can see myself in your pants.
- Are you busy tonight at 2 a.m.?
- I’ll be Burger King and you be McDonald’s. I’ll have it my way, and you’ll be lovin’ it.
- Excuse me, does this rag smell like chloroform to you?