Midas Man-Cave

Articles on some of the coolest tools and gadgets that every man and women should own.

  • EPIC bike fail compilation

    This has got to be the most EPIC bike fail compilation EVER #Motorbikes #MidasManCave For more information on our range of bike products and more, please contact us www.midasrandburg.co.za | (011) 789-4411 | marco@midasrandburg.co.za | 191 Bram Fischer Drive, Randburg. Connect with us and share your photos of your goodies from Randburg Midas and tag #RandburgMidas Facebook | Twitter | Youtube | Google+ | Instagram | LinkedIn | Pinterest

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  • Understanding female terminology

    Understanding female terminology – Read and learn my fellow man #MidasManCave FINE This is the word women use to end an argument when they feel they are right and you need to shut up. Never use ‘fine’ to describe how a woman looks. This will cause you to have one of those arguments. FIVE MINUTES This means half an hour, plain and simple. It is equivalent to the five minutes that your football game is going to last before you take out the trash, so it’s an even trade. NOTHING This means ‘something’ and you should be on your toes. ‘Nothing’ is usually used to describe the feeling a woman has of wanting to turn you inside out, upside down, and backwards. ‘Nothing’ usually signifies an argument that will last ‘Five Minutes’ and end with ‘Fine’. For more information on our impressive range of car care products and more, please contact us www.midasrandburg.co.za | (011) 789-4411 | marco@midasrandburg.co.za | 191 Bram Fischer Drive, Randburg. Connect with us and share your photos of your goodies from Randburg Midas and tag #RandburgMidas Facebook | Twitter | Youtube | Google+ | Instagram | LinkedIn | Pinterest Source: http://www.ajokeaday.com/Clasificacion.asp?ID=54

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  • When you see it, you will burst out laughing!

    Pimps be getting younger and younger by the year. When you see it, you will burst out laughing! #MidasManCave All men know that when it comes to the ladies, nothing says I love you more than a heart. If you have a special someone in your share this on their wall and lets all spread some love. Oh, and if you want to get your car pimped out to match your personal pimping style, Midas Randburg has everything you will need. For more information on our pimp parts please contact us. www.midasrandburg.co.za | (011) 789-4411 | marco@midasrandburg.co.za | 191 Bram Fischer Drive, Randburg. Connect with us and share your photos of your goodies from Randburg Midas and tag #RandburgMidas Facebook Twitter Youtube Google+ Instagram LinkedIn Pinterest Source: Innovative Marketing

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  • Pickup lines

    Pickup lines have a come a long way since the days of ‘Did it hurt? When you fell from heaven’ #MidasManCave Who knows, maybe one of these lines will work when you are having your next boys night. If not and you get slapped, it will be worth the look on her face! You smell like trash, may I take you out? I don’t know if you know this, but you look a lot like my next girlfriend. Is that a mirror in your pocket? Because I can see myself in your pants. Are you busy tonight at 2 a.m.? I’ll be Burger King and you be McDonald’s. I’ll have it my way, and you’ll be lovin’ it. Excuse me, does this rag smell like chloroform to you? Source: http://www.sheknows.com/top10/question/best-pickup-lines/page:10

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  • Six manly qualities

    Six manly qualities women love in men #MidasManCave When it comes to impressing woman we might not have the best advice, but for anything else I am sure we can help. If there is anything we can help you with please contact us www.midasrandburg.co.za | (011) 789-4411 | marco@midasrandburg.co.za | 191 Bram Fischer Drive, Randburg. It’s not just about being tall, dark and handsome. There are certain ‘manly’ qualities about guys that can make any woman go weak in her knees. And while you may think it’s all about the looks, guess what? There’s more. It’s a potent mix of both, physical attributes and of course, that all important emotional touch. Here, we tell you about six points you need to heed. Well groomed Yes, we said tall but the reality is that height is really not as important a factor as how you present yourself. Just like guys like a women who is well turned out, women to dig guys who ensure that they are perfectly groomed like Leonardo DiCaprio. The basic fundamentals women believe in is that if you are careful enough to take care of yourself, they can trust you to take care of them. So, remember guys, sloppy dressing, uncombed hair, dirty nails, smelly socks, stained shirts or jeans and the likes are an absolute no-no when you are trying to make that all important impression on someone from the opposite sex. A sense of style Women would rather have you splurging on them than on obscenely priced designer wear. So, even if it’s a typical roadside purchase that you swear by, make sure you adopt a certain classy and stylised look and maintain it. Women don’t really expect you to be a picture copy of a Pierce Brosnan or a David Beckham, but trying to imitate their style will surely up your popularity quotient. Keep yourself updated on the latest trends. Also, just as you have your reservations against the ‘nun-type’ dressers, women too hesitate when it comes to the boring office type dresser. Laugh it out One of the most important trait that woman dig is a sense of humor. Women have more than enough problems to deal with and don’t really need the company of another equally depressed soul. Yes, you have your bad days, but it does go a long way if you have a good sense of humor, and clean humor at that. Beware, taking a dig…

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  • How to shotgun a beer

    Know how to shotgun a beer with these tips #MidasManCave Learn a new skill and impress your friends!

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